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solamander
i wash dishes and fuck bitches

chris @solamander

Age 25, Male

Dishwasher

somewhere in upstate NY

Joined on 4/12/14

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Posted by solamander - August 12th, 2018


and the clerk asked me what my secret is to looking so young when I showed her my ID, I told her smoking lots of cigarettes. 


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Posted by solamander - April 29th, 2018


the last 3 days have been hell, but also a great learning experience and an interesting experience in general. what have you guys been up to the past 72 or so hours?


Posted by solamander - December 2nd, 2016


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONKJHkBR2_g


Posted by solamander - November 9th, 2016


YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS BAAAABBYYYYY 5012777_147867689612_trumpwon.png


Posted by solamander - October 30th, 2016



Posted by solamander - October 18th, 2016


i have a sore throat and a runny nose

it doesnt feel good


Posted by solamander - August 10th, 2016


but i cant say what


Posted by solamander - July 24th, 2016


all good children go to heaven


Posted by solamander - July 17th, 2016


fuck you i wont do what you tell me


Posted by solamander - July 11th, 2016


and i cant escape