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i wash dishes and fuck bitches

chris @solamander

Age 25, Male

Dishwasher

somewhere in upstate NY

Joined on 4/12/14

Level:: 7
Exp Points:: 400 / 550
Exp Rank:: > 100,000
Vote Power:: 4.82 votes

Rank:: Civilian
Global Rank:: > 100,000
Blams:: 2
Saves:: 1
B/P Bonus:: 0%

Whistle:: Normal

Medals:: 322

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Latest News

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Today I bought cigarettes at 711

solamander — August 12th, 2018

and the clerk asked me what my secret is to looking so young when I showed her my ID, I told her smoking lots of cigarettes.

Latest Favorite Games

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You have six days left on earth. What choices will you make?

Adventure - Other

Addicting Idle game in which you build and grow your bonfire.

Strategy - Other

Upgrade Complete 2

An upgrade to the previous game about upgrades. Upgraded in various upgradeable ways!

Shooter - Vertical Flight

Upgrade Complete 2

Pandemic II - 6.3 Billion people waiting to die. Evolve, Infect and KILL once again.

Latest Favorite Movies

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Gustavo&#039;s Box Cutter

Breaking Bad Parody

Comedy - Parody

Gustavo's Box Cutter

C&#039;mon Scoob

Shraggy and Scoob need to help their friend Fred, and then some stuff happens.

Comedy - Parody

The Man of a 1000 Voices

He does a bunch of cartoon voices.

The Man of a 1000 Voices

Danny and Tonya

A guy named Danny meets a girl named Tonya at a house party.

Comedy - Original

Danny and Tonya

Latest Favorite Art

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the harbor of oligias

Retro 80's Tropical Background

Graveyard Shift

The Prophet Saitama

Recent Game Medals

2,330 Points

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

Mine Sweeper 25 Points

Destroy 50 mines in a single game.

Marksman 25 Points

Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.

Latest Art