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solamander
i wash dishes and fuck bitches

chris @solamander

Age 24, Male

Dishwasher

somewhere in upstate NY

Joined on 4/12/14

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Posted by solamander - June 26th, 2016


god dead


Posted by solamander - May 29th, 2016


i just watched it


Posted by solamander - May 23rd, 2016


and the only perscripton is more cow bell


Posted by solamander - May 1st, 2016



Posted by solamander - April 27th, 2016


the man has literally never said a single thing that was legitimately racist, mexicans arent a race and neither are muslims so can anyone please inform me on these "racist statements" that he apparently made?


Posted by solamander - April 25th, 2016


GOT TO KEEP ON RISIN


Posted by solamander - April 19th, 2016


Media mavens mount surgical strikes from trapper keeper collages and online magazine racks 
Cover girl cutouts throw up pop-up ads 
Infecting victims with silicone shrapnel 
Worldwide passenger pigeons deploy paratroopers 
Now it's raining pornography 
Lovers take shelter 
Post-production debutantes pursue you in Nascar chariots 

They construct ransom letters from biblical passages and bleed mascara into the holy water
supplies 

There's a war going on for your mind 

Industry insiders slang test tube babies to corporate crack heads 
They flash logos and blast ghettos 
Their embroidered neckties say "Stop Stitching" 
Conscious rappers and whistle blowers get stitches made of acupuncture needles and marionette
strings 

There is a war going on for your mind 

Professional wrestlers and vice presidents want you to believe them 
The desert sky is their blue screen 
They superimpose explosions 
They shout at you 
"Pay no attention to the men behind the barbed curtain 
Nor the craters beneath the draped flags 
Those hoods are there for your protection 
And meteors these days are the size of corpses" 

There's a war going on for your mind 

We are the insurgents


Posted by solamander - April 9th, 2016


into this house were born


Posted by solamander - April 4th, 2016


ill fuckin, ill fuckin tie you to a bedpost with your ass cheeks all spread out and get a clothes hanger and let that shit sit on the stove for like half an hour and then stick it in your ass real slow like 

tsssssssssssssssssssss


Posted by solamander - March 19th, 2016


and no one cares